Robert E. Howard’s writings
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Politics at Lonesome Lizard

Manuscript title:Politics at Blue LizardPublished as:The Conquerin' Hero of the Humbolts
5textual states10Characters
PublishedOctober 1936
Genres
Funny WesternsWestern

Introduction

“Politics at Lonesome Lizard” was first published under the title The Conquerin’ Hero of the Humbolts in Action Stories, Volume 13, Number 11, by Fiction House, Inc., October 1936. The original manuscript title was Politics at Blue Lizard, but as Glenn Lord noted in The Last Celt, Robert E. Howard undoubtedly meant Politics at Lonesome Lizard, which is the actual name of the town in the story. This tale is one of Howard’s humorous Westerns featuring Breckinridge Elkins, combining exaggerated action, absurd misunderstandings, and colorful frontier characters into a farcical and fast-paced yarn set in Montana sheep country.

The original title of 'The Conquerin' Hero of the Humbolts' is 'Politics at Blue Lizard.' However, Howard undoubtedly meant "Politics at Lonesome Lizard" which is the name of the town in the story.

Summary spoilers

In Politics at Lonesome Lizard, Robert E. Howard once again unleashes the mighty Breckinridge Elkins into a chaotic mix of frontier politics, personal grudges, and brutal slapstick violence. The story begins when Breckinridge receives a letter from his old acquaintance Abednego Raxton, pleading for help against both rustlers and a sheepman named Ted Bissett. Breckinridge, loyal and strong as ever, rides into Lonesome Lizard only to find himself embroiled in local conflict and mistaken intentions.

He rescues a damsel from a cougar, only to learn she is Margaret Brewster—engaged to another man, but not too firmly. At the Red Warrior saloon, he encounters “Big Jon,” a massive foreign-born sheepherder imported by Bissett, and a spectacular brawl ensues. Things go from bad to worse when Breckinridge is arrested for shooting Bissett (after being provoked), but this arrest is more of a favor to the local sheriff, Johnny Willoughby, who needs a boost in his reelection campaign.

Johnny proposes staging a fake lynching to raise his political stock, but the plan is hijacked by Bissett’s gang, who try to actually hang Breckinridge. The attempt fails spectacularly when Breckinridge tears free and thrashes the mob. The story ends with the exposure of the real rustler ring—headed by Bissett himself and aided by deputy Bige Gantry—clearing the air just in time for the election. But the final twist leaves Breckinridge heartbroken when he learns that Margaret Brewster is the promised bride of the very sheriff he was helping. His violent emotional outburst that concludes the story is both humorous and a fitting cap to the series of betrayals and farcical mishaps that precede it.

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Publication appearances

Action Stories October 1936Fiction House, IncOctober 1936The Pride of Bear CreekDonald M. Grant1966The Last CeltDonald M. Grant1976The Pride of Bear CreekDonald M. Grant1977Heroes of Bear CreekAceNovember 1983Брат бури (Brat buri) ( Brother of the Storm ) P ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy .Северо-Запад (Severo-Zapad) (North-West)1998The Complete Action StoriesHermanthis PressNovember 2001Cобрания Cочинений Том 2. Брат бури (Cobraniia Cochinenii Tom 2. Brat buri) (Collected Works Volume 2. Brother of the Storm) Cover and p ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy .Терра — Книжный клуб (Terra - Book Club) Северо-Запад (Severo-Zapad) (North-West)2003The Complete Action StoriesWildside PressNovember 2003 (Hardcover) | January 2005 (Trade paperback)The Riot at Bucksnort and Other Western TalesUniversity of Nebraska Press - Bison BooksApril 2005Return to Bear CreekDennis McHaneyDecember 2007Pistol Politics, and The Conquerin' Hero of the HumboltsDodo PressFebruary 2008The Bear Creek OmnibusDennis McHaney2009A Gent from Bear Creek and Other WesternsHalcyon Press, Ltd.January 2010The Robert E. Howard Omnibus: 99 Collected StoriesHalcyon Press, Ltd.May 2010Collected Western Stories of Robert E. HowardHalcyon Press, Ltd.October 2010The Breckenridge Elkins StoriesJame-BooksAugust 2012Robert E. Howard's Collected WorksJame-BooksFebruary 2013The Conquerin' Hero of the HumboltseStar BooksApril 2015 (Nook) March 2015 (Kindle)The Adventures of Breckinridge Elkins Volume 1REH Foundation PressAugust 2016Брат бури (Brat buri) (Brother of the Storm) Covers and p ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy. February 2020 November 2021Северо-Запад (Severo-Zapad) (North-West) T8 Rugram (See notes)February 2020 November 2021Брат бури (Brat buri) (Brother of the Storm) Cover and p ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy .Подсолнухи (Sunflowers)2021Закон винчестера. Том 4 (Zakon vinchestera. Tom 4) (Winchester's Law. Volume 4) Cover and p ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy .Юпитер (Jupiter)2021The Robert E. Howard Collector Volume 2: Howard's Wild WestOld Tiger PressOctober 2023Il Ciclo di Breckinridge Elkins Volume 2Independently PublishedAugust 2025The Adventures of Breckinridge Elkins Volume 1 UEREH Foundation PressJanuary 2026Breckinridge Elkins - First Cuts: The Drafts and Fragments - Rough Trails 3REH Foundation PressMarch 2026First Cuts: The Drafts and Fragments Breckinridge Elkins: Rough Trails Volumes 1-4 4 Volume Collector's Box SetREH Foundation PressMarch 2026