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Gents in Buckskin

Published as:No Cowherders Wanted
6textual states12Characters
PublishedSeptember 1936
Genres
Funny WesternsWestern

Introduction

"No Cowherders Wanted" featuring Breckinridge Elkins.First published in Action Stories, September 1936.

“Gents in Buckskin” is a tall-tale Western comedy by Robert E. Howard, first published in Action Stories (September 1936) under the title “No Cowherders Wanted.” Like other stories in the Breckinridge Elkins series, it blends boisterous violence with deadpan humor, set against the exaggerated backdrop of the American frontier. Told in the first-person by the titanic mountain-man Breckinridge Elkins, the story features his efforts to help a friend, impress a woman, and weather the chaos he inadvertently unleashes—all in classic Howard fashion.

Detailed Summary spoilers

The story opens with Breckinridge Elkins reflecting on his reputation among buffalo hunters, who view him as a greater threat than hostile Comanches or the U.S. Cavalry. The tale then flashes back to explain why.

Breckinridge is traveling through New Mexico, broke after a political altercation in Albuquerque ends in violence. He receives a letter from his friend Glaze Bannack, who’s jailed in Panther Springs for injuring a deputy with a “piece of scrap iron.” Glaze asks Breckinridge to collect $10 owed to him by Old Man Garnett and bail him out. Breckinridge does so—though not without a violent scuffle, during which Garnett bites him and shoots at him with a buffalo rifle.

On the way to Panther Springs, Breckinridge sees a beautiful young woman named Judith Granger. After intimidating her suitor, Curly Jacobs, Breckinridge resolves to court her himself. He buys a too-small shirt with Glaze’s money and heads to the jail, only to inform Glaze that he spent part of the money on clothes and must now gamble to earn the rest.

At the Golden Steer saloon, Breckinridge exposes a card cheat (Jabez Granger, though he doesn’t yet know it’s Judith’s uncle), starts a fight, and ends up threatening both the sheriff and the justice of the peace. Terrified of his reputation, they let him go.

Breckinridge dines with Judith and her formidable Aunt Henrietta, who takes an instant liking to him. Judith, warming to Breckinridge until she learns he assaulted her uncle, demands he find Jabez and apologize. Breckinridge sets off for Cordova, learning along the way that an elderly couple named Hopkins were robbed of their buffalo hides there. He vows to investigate.

In Cordova, Breckinridge is enraged by an anti-cowboy sign posted by the buffalo hunters. He tears it down and confronts their leader, Bull Croghan, in the Diamond Bar saloon. After bashing Croghan with the signboard and battling a bartender and Joe Emerson (the saloon/store owner and town boss), a full-scale gunfight erupts. Breckinridge barricades himself inside Emerson’s general store and fends off dozens of armed hunters.

Meanwhile, the buffalo hunters try to retrieve a cannon to blast him out. As they struggle with it, Breckinridge discovers Jabez Granger in the act of setting fire to the store. He pursues and subdues him, forcing an apology. Just then, the store explodes—likely from a stray bullet hitting a powder barrel. Breckinridge survives and returns to the saloon area where he commandeers the cannon and fires it at the crowd, tearing their clothes and knocking them into a gully.

He then discovers a hidden cellar beneath the store full of the Hopkins’ stolen hides, all marked with their red Circle A brand. Realizing Joe Emerson is the thief, he forces him at gunpoint to return the hides and the stolen wagon and team. On the way back, Breckinridge restores the goods to the grateful Hopkins couple, who tearfully thank him.

Returning to Panther Springs, Breckinridge is stunned to learn that Judith has eloped with Glaze Bannack—the very friend he went to so much trouble to free. She had apparently fallen for Glaze while bringing him cakes and pies in jail, and used Aunt Henrietta’s money to pay his fine and run off with him.

Heartbroken and betrayed, Breckinridge swears never again to help anyone get out of jail.

Textual states

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Publication appearances

Action Stories September 1936Fiction House, IncSeptember 1936↗Mayhem on Bear CreekDonald M. GrantJuly/August 1979↗Heroes of Bear CreekAceNovember 1983↗Лик смерча (Lik smercha) (The Face of a Tornado) P ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy .Северо-Запад (Severo-Zapad) (North-West)1998↗The Complete Action StoriesHermanthis PressNovember 2001↗Cобрания Cочинений Том 2. Брат бури (Cobraniia Cochinenii Tom 2. Brat buri) (Collected Works Volume 2. Brother of the Storm) Cover and p ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy .Терра — Книжный клуб (Terra - Book Club) Северо-Запад (Severo-Zapad) (North-West)2003↗The Complete Action StoriesWildside PressNovember 2003 (Hardcover) | January 2005 (Trade paperback)↗The Riot at Bucksnort and Other Western TalesUniversity of Nebraska Press - Bison BooksApril 2005↗Return to Bear CreekDennis McHaneyDecember 2007↗The Bear Creek OmnibusDennis McHaney2009↗A Gent from Bear Creek and Other WesternsHalcyon Press, Ltd.January 2010↗The Robert E. Howard Omnibus: 99 Collected StoriesHalcyon Press, Ltd.May 2010↗Collected Western Stories of Robert E. HowardHalcyon Press, Ltd.October 2010↗The Breckenridge Elkins StoriesJame-BooksAugust 2012↗Breckinridge Elkins Rides AgainNuelow GamesSeptember 2012↗The Robert E. Howard Foundation Newsletter v6 #3Robert E. Howard FoundationFall 2012 (mailed November 2012)↗Robert E. Howard's Collected WorksJame-BooksFebruary 2013↗The Adventures of Breckinridge Elkins Volume 1REH Foundation PressAugust 2016↗No Cowherders WantedRaging Bull Publishing & Audible AudioApril 2017 (Kindle) June 2017 (Audible Audio)↗Брат бури (Brat buri) (Brother of the Storm) Covers and p ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy. February 2020 November 2021Северо-Запад (Severo-Zapad) (North-West) T8 Rugram (See notes)February 2020 November 2021↗Брат бури (Brat buri) (Brother of the Storm) Cover and publication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy.Подсолнухи (Sunflowers)2021↗Закон винчестера. Том 4 (Zakon vinchestera. Tom 4) (Winchester's Law. Volume 4) Cover and p ublication information courtesy of the Russian website Laboratory of Fantasy .Юпитер (Jupiter)2021↗The Robert E. Howard Collector Volume 2: Howard's Wild WestOld Tiger PressOctober 2023↗Il Ciclo di Breckinridge Elkins Volume 2Independently PublishedAugust 2025↗The Adventures of Breckinridge Elkins Volume 1 UEREH Foundation PressJanuary 2026↗Breckinridge Elkins - First Cuts: The Drafts and Fragments - Rough Trails 3REH Foundation PressMarch 2026↗First Cuts: The Drafts and Fragments Breckinridge Elkins: Rough Trails Volumes 1-4 4 Volume Collector's Box SetREH Foundation PressMarch 2026↗#4187